You are so good to me...
I'd like to introduce you to my lovely vintage "bouncy" patio chairs. 3 (all in this shape) for $40.
Take the dremel, sandpaper and wire brush to it. Add approx 6 cans of spraypaint (3 metal primer & 3 Sunshine Yellow) and you get this:
And if you put a closeout *new* metal white table from Lowes between them... you get this cute little vignette on your back patio.